I, Michelle, do solemnly swear that what you are

about to read is accurate and truthful.

(it really is!)

• 2 bulb syringes
• 2 bottles of hand sanitizer
• 5 notebooks
• 3 granola bars
• 2 packs of peanuts
• 1 small bag of dark chocolate M&Ms
• Altoids
• 2 1/2 rolls of Necco wafers
• 1 cherry Jolly Rancher
• 11 sugar free wint-o-green Life Savers
• 7 dum-dum suckers
• 1 green Ace bandage
• 2 rolls of diaper disposal bags
• 1 small bottle of rubbing alcohol
• baby Tylenol
• my wallet
• tweezers
• nail clippers
• 3 newborn hats
• 1 1/2 pair baby booties
• 2 measuring tapes
• 1 camera
• 1 baby spoon
• 2 AA batteries
• 1 anniversary card with the check still in it - sorry Mom
• 2 burp cloths
• 1 small bottle of lotion
• 4 tubes of lip ointment
• 1 large tube of A&D ointment
• 8 shopping lists
• 1 vial of prescription eye drops for a newborn
• 2 old binkies
• 1 cerulean crayon
• 9 pens - they all work
• 1 green marker
• 1 green highlighter
• 1 pair of sunglasses
• 5 packages of tissues
• 1 straw
• 1 small package of cotton swabs
• 16 pass along cards for Sara and Isaac
• 1 6-page research paper about Raynaud's phenomenon from the Internet
• 3 immunization records
• a copy of the talk "Happiness, Your Heritage" by Pres. Uchtdorf from conference-October 2008
• 1 report card
• 1 prescription that can no longer be filled
• 2 programs from the moving replica of the Vietnam Memorial
• 3 paint chips
• 4 patterns
• 6 small flashlights
• 2 lists of library books I would like to read someday
• 30 receipts
• 3 coupons
• 17 napkins from various fast food places
• 11 wadded up tissues
• 12 SpongeBob stickers
• 1 package of wipes
• 4 size four diapers
• 1 quarter
• 1 penny
• 1 nickle
• 1 pair of scissors
• 1 green calculator
• 1 mp3 player
• 1 "I Voted" sticker
• 1 letter opener

These are the things that I have been lugging around with me for who knows how long. I cleaned out the diaper bag today.

It feels so good!